Clik here to view.
1. Cheese
Cheese I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I’m an introverted kind of a bloke, I’m not as fleet as the mountain goat, But I’m so pleased because I love cheese. I love cheese on a ploughman’s lunch, As sure...
View ArticleClik here to view.
2. The Land Hermit Crab
Land Hermit Crab If you see a shell moving on the shore It might not be the gastropod you take it for The land hermit crab has a very weak shell So it lives in a shell where a snail used to dwell...
View ArticleClik here to view.
3. Runcorn
Runcorn I tried to settle down in Burchett Place, I tried to settle down in Spring Grove Walk, In Hyde Park, Burley and Woodhouse Cliff, I wonder maybe one day if, Some day I’m going back to Runcorn,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
4. Elvis was a Black Belt
Elvis was a black belt Well……… When I was young I wanted to play the guitar. They said learn your scales and some day you'll go far. So I practiced and I practiced until I'd had enough, maybe I'd have...
View ArticleClik here to view.
5. The Ragtime Song
The Ragtime Song You say you love me, But you don’t mean it, You say you love me, And like a fool I believe it, I must escape dear, Before I’ve had it, I’ve see illusion, But where’s the magic? I...
View ArticleClik here to view.
6. Flea Beetles
Flea Beetles Flea beetles, small and shiny, flea beetles, those jumping beetles, flea beetles, emerge in spring, flea beetles, can fly a long way. Young brassica's are their favourite fare they leave...
View ArticleClik here to view.
7. If I Loved You
If I Loved You If I loved you I would wear a fresh Carnation. If I loved you I'd fly flags of every nation. If I loved you I'd no longer play the cad. If I loved you I would be mad. I would cast out...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Clik here to view.
9. I Love Your Glove
I Love Your Glove You want to hold my hand, But the problem is, you see, A naked hand is bland, Without the addition of PVC. I love your glove, It’s black and shiny, I love your glove, When you’re...
View ArticleClik here to view.
10. Shut Up
Shut Up Shut up, shut up, I’m telling you shut up. Someone should put those words to music. Shut up, shut up, I think it’s such a good idea, shut up, shut up, shut up. When Napoleon said to Josephine...
View ArticleClik here to view.
12. The Drinking Song
The Drinking Song Ain’t got no wife. Ain’t got no house. Ain’t got nobody to care about. Ain’t got no job. Ain’t got no car. You always said that I’d go far. Binge drinking got me into trouble. Just...
View ArticleClik here to view.
13. Spiderstep
Spider Step Let me teach you little spider, you have been dropped on your head. Let me teach you little spider, little spider in your web. Let me teach you to be cunning, although the world decries....
View ArticleClik here to view.
14. The Smoking Song
The Smoking Song I’ve tasted the tar of your cruel remarks and seen no love in your eyes. I remember the breath that drew me in, still I crave your cancerous sighs. Loving you is like giving up...
View ArticleClik here to view.
11. Doug McClure
Doug McClure Sing of Doug McClure as he's fighting dinosaurs. He's every inch the hero as he dodges past their claws. Searching for Atlantis in a diving bell or crashing into biplane into prehistoric...
View ArticleClik here to view.
15. Send Me Back Upstairs
Send me back upstairs Send me back upstairs, Send me back upstairs, If I’m eaten by a lion or I leave on the iron, Send me back upstairs. When I recline one final time, And finally bugger off, Just...
View Article
